Sex and mishaps

Men vs Women

Being married to a woman is far more difficult than being married to a man. I know because I have experienced both. Men are easier to manipulate. Their thinking is linear and goal oriented- straightforward ( excuse the pun). I never had to worry of hidden agendas, mistaken interpretations, or any of the emotional baggage that usually corrupts the ever flowing ease of any relationship. It makes sense women are emotional creatures. I have spent…

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Sex and mishaps

What is a Lesbian Act?

I always get a kick when I talk to people about experiencing a “lesbian” act. What the fuck is a “lesbian” act? Does gender determine it or the act? Must be the gender because a man eating pussy is just that eating pussy. However, when a woman eats pussy it is a “lesbian act”. What the fuck ever! eating pussy is just that …. eating pussy. Last week among a group of friends we all…

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Lifestyle Love Sex and mishaps

Whips, Chains, and Spankings, Oh my!

What am I child? I have yet to explore this world of spanking so maybe I should try it. However, the idea of my partner smacking my rear does not seem appealing. I sat down with my partner watching an old movie “Exit to Eden”. The movie is funny but it does strike a nerve. I began to question if I would enjoying spanking or just the whole world of S&M? Then of course we…

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Sex and mishaps

Farting Orgasm

Have you ever farted during sex? I don’t mean the pussy farts. I mean a fart, fart. Like during an out of this world orgasm?  I mean what do you do?  Ignore it, laugh, smile or just do what I did and FREEZE. Hopefully, you won’t get a high five and “nice” from your partner. Thankfully, that didn’t happen to me. I literally just froze like that was going to grant my wish to disappear.…

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